“What I want to bring to the table is f*cking fun!”

Meet Ke$ha. She’s written for Miley and the Veronicas. She has very good hair. We would happily go for a dance with her, but would be fearful that she would want to make it into a ‘session’ and suddenly it would be Monday, and that’d be the weekend gone, readers. Just look at her behaviour in the ‘Tik Tok’ video. Disgraceful. Mind you, we enjoy how she’s wearing clothes that transition well from day to night. She must have picked up the latest issue of Grazia Or should that be Gra$ia? No. We’ve just checked, ‘Grazia’ was correct.

In case you’re interested in where she’s popped up from: She’s collaborated with Flo Rida on ‘Right Round’, is mates with Katy Perry, and once snuck into Prince’s house. No need to remember those facts, in three month’s time you’ll have read them so often that they’ll have replaced your phone-number in your short-term memory. Which, now that we think of it, is rather inconvenient.